Aloha TB’ers! Spoilers, such as they are, after the jump…
Well the best thing that can be said about this episode is that it is now one less episode I have to watch. Let’s get this over with.
The iPhone Recap
Sarah Eric cured. Well that was quick
Awesome sexy freaky credits
Bill sookie post coitus ugh Bill dredging up old queen stories bla bla bla
Digging Lettie Mae journey bla bla v drinking rev Tara glow door flashback
Hoyt drunk gf issues
Nu blood delays 4 profit
Jason violet everyone tied up. A little dramatic violet. BOOM. Nice shooting Hoyt
10 year old Tara Lettie Mae ugh ugh ugh buried gun Tara ugh forgive ugh
Hoyt Jessica sweet sad
Eric sookie bill hep v love triangle
Sookie Fangtasia yakuza
Eric fake glamoring
Sookie glow light Sarah dungeon why didn’t sookie take her
Bill dream no face sookie baby
Bill won’t drink Sarah huh?
“Of course it’s happening fast. It’s Sookie. Everything she wants she has to have now” – Pam
Nary a sexxxytime in sight this week, so we’ll replace it with a RIP screencap to one of the sexxxiest vampires, a character the writers really wanted me to care about, and totally did not succeed, because she was just stupid and this show is now stupid.
Number of eps remaining fun fact of the week
This week’s number is 2. Two is the number of flying fucks I could care about this show, as in the phrase “HF29 could not give two flying fucks about this show anymore”.
Grade: D. I’m saving the F because I feel there is worse coming. Dream big! Let’s count the stuff I liked. Hmmm. The fake glamoring was cute, maybe the Jessica-Hoyt stuff had some poignancy. And I must admit I am mildly intrigued by Sookie’s no face dream baby. And I guess I appreciate them ending the stupid Violet storyline nice and quick. But it was also stupid. Now let’s dig into the really stupid. LIKE LETTIE MAE AND TARA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YES I’M IN CAPS LOCK BECAUSE I AM VERY VERY ANGRY. Could there have been a bigger waste of time than that story line? Just to resolve some unresolved issues from Tara’s childhood? And they had to drag that out most of the season? Look, I do not want to belittle domestic abuse or anything, lest I appear insensitive, but holy crap the stupidity of that story is so off the charts. Its stupidity was only matched by Bill refusing the Hep V cure. The fuck? I’d be pleased if he died now. I don’t even want to catalog all the little stupidity, like Bridget going with Jason on a police call, or Sookie just leaving NewMe in a dungeon (and a million Yakuza barely guarding it), Violet’s bizarro speech about a world without wit and intellect, Eric going along with Mr Gus Jr. for profit instead of saving vampires, or oh wait whoops I said I wasn’t going to do that. I just don’t care anymore, and that’s sad. I used to really like this show.