Miss You, Boo.

I miss you…do you miss me? I miss your kind of crazy and fabulous wardrobes.

 

 

s4ep10 recap – regrets, I’ve had a few…

Find out who regrets what after the jump. SPOILER – I regret watching this season…

It’s not gay if it’s in a threeway.

I’m whelmed, possibly underwhelmed with this season. Has there been anything this season that stunned you? I mean, Bill fucking his descendent was just creepy. But they have a lot to top: Bill and Lorena’s bloodbath sex, Bill and Lorena’s head twisting sex, Sookie and Bill’s choking sex, Eric’s sex dungeon, Pam and Yvetta in Eric’s office. MARYANN AND THE ORGIES, OKAY.

Sookie’s proposition had so much potential. But instead she gave a speech with talking points and I could HEAR THE PLOT. The premise really was aces. Of course Sookie would think cheap red lingerie is the way to go. At least she imagined Eric being his suave, bamf self we know and love. Bill, well, I do like bad Bill. Sookie did call them both out for their bullshit. But we all groaned because we know what is being set up for next season.

We’ve got three epis left. Are we gonna survive?

Might as well;

I suppose this could be under the spoiler category as it’s casting news.

Want to know who is rolling into Bon Temps this season? That’s right, it wouldn’t be True Blood if more people weren’t added at the last minute.

i was drunk

Just got home from post-work drinking and I thought I would record this. BIG MISTAKE. The audio and video are both terrible and I have clearly had a few, but what the hell. I’ve been meaning to learn the guitar solo part, but I’m too drunk, so here you go. Still the best part of this season. Sorry if my look at the end of the vid is frightening. Well, just like this season.

s4ep9 recap – threesome!

Find out who’s having a threesome after the jump. Or just look at the banner pic. Fuck spoilers anymore…

Just a warning.

Taylor Swift Will Soundtrack Next ‘True Blood’ Episode

In a shift away from the rock and blues sounds that normally soundtrack the Louisiana-based show, True Blood music supervisor Gary Calamar confirms to Rolling Stone that this Sunday’s episode will feature Taylor Swift’s “Haunted.”

Calamar declined to reveal which scene the string-heavy track from Swift’s Speak Now will play under, but described it as “a racy, sexy scene” and asked which character we thought would be most likely to listen to Swift. “After last week’s episode, Jessica and Jason,” we replied. “I’m going to leave it right there,” Calamar said, adding it was the episode’s writer who came up with the idea to use Swift’s song. After Swift’s camp initially refused to allow it, the singer came forward and said she wanted it to happen.

As for the rest of the season, the last episode’s title – and, as per the True Blood format, also the track that will play over the closing credits – is titled “And When I Die.” “That might be a hint that one of our characters is in trouble,” Calamar says. “Vampires don’t really die, so I’ll say it’s not a vampire. They won’t face the true death. But some of our main characters do run into a little bad luck in the final episode.”

Read more at ONTD:http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/62058011.html#ixzz1VPttJOzd

 

There aren’t enough gifs for the rage I’m feeling right now.

Spellbound.

As I previously mentioned, I was drunk when  I watched True Blood last night. So my recap will be not as awesome as HF29.

Jessica did not mean the sun, as Jason heroically swept in and saved her. She did try to fight him and considered nomming him but then stopped. Also because Marnie/Antonia decided she was done casting her hoodoo. Jason and Jessica kill while Bill is in the basement yelling JESSICAHHHHH JESSUCUHHHHH!

Oh, back the the weres. Who run hot, but choose to wear long sleeves and leather jackets in the summer. Obviously, Debbie is up to no good especially when she’s making Alcide promise to stay away from Sookie.

Sookie takes the silver off Eric. And he’s all OHMYGODKELLYCLARKSON, but in Swedish. Eric is hungry but a gentleman and Sookie offers herself, she has manners. No worries, Eric is well-behaved. Then, she takes the blood Eric offers.

Hoyt watches the History Channel, worried for Jess. She tries to break up with him, but Hoyt wants to make it work. So she slams his head into the counter! Blood splatters and she runs outside, to Jason’s truck and he tells her how pretty she is and how much he wants to bang this bloody baby vamp. SURPRISE IT WAS A DREAM.

Andy investigates a vampire suicide and considers drinking it. “Jesus tits and god america, Jason! What is happening to me?”

Bill on tv. Seducing UHMERICUH with his glamouring.

SHOWER. Winter Wonderland sex. WTF. Ok I can’t even put this in words. Talk amongst yourself.

Tara realizes she’s up to no good with Marnie. And wants to fry the vamps. Fiona Shaw is incredible playing Marnie and then Antonia!Marie. It’s probably some of the best acting on the show. While I do rag on True Blood often, there really is phenomenal acting, but its rarely from Sookie or Bill.

Irrelevant werewolves story. Carry on.

Terry puts up a mirror in the Merlotte’s kitchen so he can keep an eye on Mikey in his playpen. Mikey is in camo. You know Terry picked it out. The singing ghost lady is back and Lafayette is like “fuck this shit.” No, that’s a direct quote.

Tommy skinwalks into Maxine Fortenberry to try and steal some money.

Jessica breaks up with Hoyt for real this time. Nasty words are said in anger. The worst being Hoyt saying he deserves someone isn’t going to be a fucking virgin for all of eternity. He rescinds her invitation.

Eric nakedly builds a fire and get back into bed with Sookie. By the way, they are in Sookie’s gran’s bed. Awkward! Eric wants to run away and bring Sookie but she rambles about how he’s a warrior and they can’t leave Bill. Eric says lots of sweet things that touches the squishy area of my heart.

Lala has a dream and we learn the story of the ghost. Her husband killed her child so she decides she likes Mikey. And possesses Lafayette. More stellar acting as Lala becomes the prim and proper woman. And swipes the bebe from Terry and Arlene in the night.

Bill is putting on his Matrix clothes again and talks to Eric in a denim jacket. Sookie seems to have swiped Dean Winchester’s jacket. They trade words and agree to fight the witches.

Sam is having dinner with Luna and kiddo. When the were packmaster shows up angry. I haven’t bothered to learn his name.

Jessica goes to Jason to tell him she dumped Hoyt. But Jason can’t bear to betray his loyalty to Hoyt. He rescinds her invitation and she screams “you kissed me back!” Poor little baby vamp! I hope Pammy takes her under her wing.

Showdown in the graveyard. Bill and Antonia!Marnie both lied about bringing extras. The graveyard gets foggy. Sookie isn’t pleased to see Tara on the other side. Pam was THISCLOSE to killing Tara and Bill stopped her. He ruins things I like. Also, Pam’s jacket I need in my life, right now.Seriously, the special effects are shit. Oh and Sookie gets shot but Eric is getting hexed my Marine and Bill is detained. Who saves her? Alcide.

I don’t even know anymore. I pine for season two.

drink it up

Okay, while my comrade is off on vacation, I was tasked with recapping tonight’s episode.

I watched it. But I was drunk. A proper recap will occur tomorrow, which I will most likely write at work.

Thanksss!

PS, I accidentally typed tasted instead of tasked the first time.

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I’m pretty much having tons of problems with this season. Instead of me screaming and foaming at the mouth, let’s look at Alexander Skarsgard on set of What Maisie Knew. There are tons more pictures of Alex being sweet and adorable hanging out with his adorable co-star.