this is better.

this is a teaser.

Are we having fun yet?

Here’s a trailer for season five. Sexy packaging! I hope it improves on the last season. I have yet to do a season 4 re-watch. I like doing a revisit since sometimes my opinion changes when I just binge and watch them all. Anyway, what do we think of this?

Five Spoilers/Things to Brace Yourself For.

Oh boy. This is a real headtrip. It’s tucked under a cut so you can avoid it. But read on if you dare because OMG ERIC AND ——–

Fanged.

Well children, we’re a month out from the return of our beloved suckfest. We have a teaser of who we assume is the new baddie played by Christopher Meloni.

TB S5 in da house!

Not sure if we should be all excited considering the crap of S4, but here we are.

Sex! Steve Newlin!

Lap dance to Steve for the tip.

Law and Order: TB

True Blood season 5 has its first big casting news, and it’s Christopher Meloni, formerly of Law & Order: SVU which he recently left. I remember his badassery from Oz, so I know he can play just about anything. According to the story I read he’s playing an “ancient, powerful vampire who holds the fate of Bill and Eric in his hands”. Sounds good to us.

Season 5 is set to go in June 2012. We can wait.

And now it’s time to say goodbye…

We closed another end of a season of True Blood. It seems like the common trend is, the closer we get to the end, the more we can’t wait for it to be over. Or at least I’ve felt that about the past two seasons or so around episode seven.

I felt the witches were rather lackluster and predictable. They were missing the magic (I will not change that pun) that we had in Russell. Speaking of witch, OOOOH GURL, THE BITCH WILL BE BACK.

True Blood defied the odds and made the Sookie-Eric-Bill triangle the most dull thing ever. Especially with Sookie randomly growing a feminist backbone and spouting talking points. Bored now.

I’m mildly disappointed I didn’t even do a drunk recap video but I just might go back and make one. Or at least do a fashion recap.

Also, PRAISE HIS LIGHT, Vampire!Steve.

s4 finale recap – let’s finish with some zombies

Find out who’s a zombie after the jump…

Really, really ridiculously good looking

I think we all pretty much hate True Blood right now. So here’s Alexander being awesome.

“Every single day, I wake up and look in the mirror and think, five times, motherfucker, five times.”

— Alexander Skarsgård on being voted Sexiest Man in Sweden five years running

Labor Day Recap of s4ep11

Because it’s Labour Day, I’m not working. I will say there was a lot I actually sort of enjoyed last night. But I will sum up my feelings about the ep and this whole season with help from one of Pam’s greatest quotes of all-time (and that’s saying something):

“Holy shit gentlemen. Do not tell me you’d put our entire species at risk for a gash in a sundress!?!”