this is better.

this is a teaser.

Are we having fun yet?

Here’s a trailer for season five. Sexy packaging! I hope it improves on the last season. I have yet to do a season 4 re-watch. I like doing a revisit since sometimes my opinion changes when I just binge and watch them all. Anyway, what do we think of this?

Five Spoilers/Things to Brace Yourself For.

Oh boy. This is a real headtrip. It’s tucked under a cut so you can avoid it. But read on if you dare because OMG ERIC AND ——–

Fanged.

Well children, we’re a month out from the return of our beloved suckfest. We have a teaser of who we assume is the new baddie played by Christopher Meloni.

And now it’s time to say goodbye…

We closed another end of a season of True Blood. It seems like the common trend is, the closer we get to the end, the more we can’t wait for it to be over. Or at least I’ve felt that about the past two seasons or so around episode seven.

I felt the witches were rather lackluster and predictable. They were missing the magic (I will not change that pun) that we had in Russell. Speaking of witch, OOOOH GURL, THE BITCH WILL BE BACK.

True Blood defied the odds and made the Sookie-Eric-Bill triangle the most dull thing ever. Especially with Sookie randomly growing a feminist backbone and spouting talking points. Bored now.

I’m mildly disappointed I didn’t even do a drunk recap video but I just might go back and make one. Or at least do a fashion recap.

Also, PRAISE HIS LIGHT, Vampire!Steve.

Really, really ridiculously good looking

I think we all pretty much hate True Blood right now. So here’s Alexander being awesome.

“Every single day, I wake up and look in the mirror and think, five times, motherfucker, five times.”

— Alexander Skarsgård on being voted Sexiest Man in Sweden five years running

Miss You, Boo.

I miss you…do you miss me? I miss your kind of crazy and fabulous wardrobes.

 

 

It’s not gay if it’s in a threeway.

I’m whelmed, possibly underwhelmed with this season. Has there been anything this season that stunned you? I mean, Bill fucking his descendent was just creepy. But they have a lot to top: Bill and Lorena’s bloodbath sex, Bill and Lorena’s head twisting sex, Sookie and Bill’s choking sex, Eric’s sex dungeon, Pam and Yvetta in Eric’s office. MARYANN AND THE ORGIES, OKAY.

Sookie’s proposition had so much potential. But instead she gave a speech with talking points and I could HEAR THE PLOT. The premise really was aces. Of course Sookie would think cheap red lingerie is the way to go. At least she imagined Eric being his suave, bamf self we know and love. Bill, well, I do like bad Bill. Sookie did call them both out for their bullshit. But we all groaned because we know what is being set up for next season.

We’ve got three epis left. Are we gonna survive?

Might as well;

I suppose this could be under the spoiler category as it’s casting news.

Want to know who is rolling into Bon Temps this season? That’s right, it wouldn’t be True Blood if more people weren’t added at the last minute.

Just a warning.

Taylor Swift Will Soundtrack Next ‘True Blood’ Episode

In a shift away from the rock and blues sounds that normally soundtrack the Louisiana-based show, True Blood music supervisor Gary Calamar confirms to Rolling Stone that this Sunday’s episode will feature Taylor Swift’s “Haunted.”

Calamar declined to reveal which scene the string-heavy track from Swift’s Speak Now will play under, but described it as “a racy, sexy scene” and asked which character we thought would be most likely to listen to Swift. “After last week’s episode, Jessica and Jason,” we replied. “I’m going to leave it right there,” Calamar said, adding it was the episode’s writer who came up with the idea to use Swift’s song. After Swift’s camp initially refused to allow it, the singer came forward and said she wanted it to happen.

As for the rest of the season, the last episode’s title – and, as per the True Blood format, also the track that will play over the closing credits – is titled “And When I Die.” “That might be a hint that one of our characters is in trouble,” Calamar says. “Vampires don’t really die, so I’ll say it’s not a vampire. They won’t face the true death. But some of our main characters do run into a little bad luck in the final episode.”

Read more at ONTD:http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/62058011.html#ixzz1VPttJOzd

 

There aren’t enough gifs for the rage I’m feeling right now.