True Blood season 5 has its first big casting news, and it’s Christopher Meloni, formerly of Law & Order: SVU which he recently left. I remember his badassery from Oz, so I know he can play just about anything. According to the story I read he’s playing an “ancient, powerful vampire who holds the fate of Bill and Eric in his hands”. Sounds good to us.
Season 5 is set to go in June 2012. We can wait.
We closed another end of a season of True Blood. It seems like the common trend is, the closer we get to the end, the more we can’t wait for it to be over. Or at least I’ve felt that about the past two seasons or so around episode seven.
I felt the witches were rather lackluster and predictable. They were missing the magic (I will not change that pun) that we had in Russell. Speaking of witch, OOOOH GURL, THE BITCH WILL BE BACK.
True Blood defied the odds and made the Sookie-Eric-Bill triangle the most dull thing ever. Especially with Sookie randomly growing a feminist backbone and spouting talking points. Bored now.
I’m mildly disappointed I didn’t even do a drunk recap video but I just might go back and make one. Or at least do a fashion recap.
Also, PRAISE HIS LIGHT, Vampire!Steve.
Find out who’s a zombie after the jump…
Continue reading ‘s4 finale recap – let’s finish with some zombies’
I think we all pretty much hate True Blood right now. So here’s Alexander being awesome.
“Every single day, I wake up and look in the mirror and think, five times, motherfucker, five times.”
— Alexander Skarsgård on being voted Sexiest Man in Sweden five years running
Because it’s Labour Day, I’m not working. I will say there was a lot I actually sort of enjoyed last night. But I will sum up my feelings about the ep and this whole season with help from one of Pam’s greatest quotes of all-time (and that’s saying something):
“Holy shit gentlemen. Do not tell me you’d put our entire species at risk for a gash in a sundress!?!”
I miss you…do you miss me? I miss your kind of crazy and fabulous wardrobes.
Find out who regrets what after the jump. SPOILER – I regret watching this season…
I’m whelmed, possibly underwhelmed with this season. Has there been anything this season that stunned you? I mean, Bill fucking his descendent was just creepy. But they have a lot to top: Bill and Lorena’s bloodbath sex, Bill and Lorena’s head twisting sex, Sookie and Bill’s choking sex, Eric’s sex dungeon, Pam and Yvetta in Eric’s office. MARYANN AND THE ORGIES, OKAY.
Sookie’s proposition had so much potential. But instead she gave a speech with talking points and I could HEAR THE PLOT. The premise really was aces. Of course Sookie would think cheap red lingerie is the way to go. At least she imagined Eric being his suave, bamf self we know and love. Bill, well, I do like bad Bill. Sookie did call them both out for their bullshit. But we all groaned because we know what is being set up for next season.
We’ve got three epis left. Are we gonna survive?
I suppose this could be under the spoiler category as it’s casting news.
Want to know who is rolling into Bon Temps this season? That’s right, it wouldn’t be True Blood if more people weren’t added at the last minute.
Just got home from post-work drinking and I thought I would record this. BIG MISTAKE. The audio and video are both terrible and I have clearly had a few, but what the hell. I’ve been meaning to learn the guitar solo part, but I’m too drunk, so here you go. Still the best part of this season. Sorry if my look at the end of the vid is frightening. Well, just like this season.
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